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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
surprisebitch
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“ twopaperairplanes1989:
“ costumeswift:
“ GUYS I REPOSTED THIS ON INSTAGRAM AND A FEW MINUTES LATER PATRICK STUMP...
costumeswift

GUYS I REPOSTED THIS ON INSTAGRAM AND A FEW MINUTES LATER PATRICK STUMP REPLIED TO MY TWEET WHEN I ASKED ABOUT HIM PERFORMING AT THE 1989 TOUR

twopaperairplanes1989

WASN’T GONNA REBLOG THIS BUT THEN I READ WHAT costumeswift SAID WHICH MADE IT NECESSARY TO REBLOG

imstillfearless

EVERY TIME I NEED TO I JUST CANT PASS 

paulodidomenico

Something magical i hope

ttaylor-is-queen

I CANT PASS THIS

howyougetthefangirl

i just heard my mom calling me down for dinner.

god is real.

sarahoutofthewoodswood

please.

ashcatlady

Yeah yeah

thirstinism

My mom just gave me 40 dollars biih

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tempi-felici

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

myswagisnice

I love my mom.

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I am risking nothing

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

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sorry followers :(

peachy-blisss

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

thetasrose

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

larryismyhallelujah

goddamn it

lollie-pond

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

steampoweredplayer

Koop

twirliest

This has 1.2 million reblogs …
Ps not riskin it

stardusttx

1.4 almost
ps not risking it

queenprotein

Fuck this post

i-likethesummer-rain

2.5 million notes I hate myself

patrick-kanes-nose

I reblogged this twice now

insidethe99

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

blondespancakes

Not taking a fucking chance

crazy-fairy-br

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

celestialkeyprincess

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

bitchwithwifivevo

How dare you

riarkling

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

shippinglucaya

i can’t risk it

sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever

prettylittleliarsfan901

Sorry I can’t risk it

missprincessdancingsunshine

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

thelunarchroniclesthoughts

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

feels-ships-lunars

2.8 million notes

CANT RISK IT

thats-why-i-smile

I won’t risk, my mum’s like my bff.Soo XD

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sumer-z

I’M SORRY I LOVE MY MOMMY

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“ ryedragon:
“ inritum:
“ reblog and make a wish!
this was removed from tumbrl due to...
inritum

reblog and make a wish!


this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

ryedragon

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

j-aws

yay its back.

vivi-shiba

so…
I half jokingly reblogged this yesterday cos I thought it was a nice picture…
and was like oh wow I only get wishes on birthdays what would I wish for?!?!?! how about gainful employment L0L

… and like…

I have a job now? That I never applied for? That someone just called me up and said “here, have this”? In a place I really really like?

So like… h8ers gonna h8 or something

words-unleashed

Hey hey hey hey
I don’t like writting in posts, but I need to.
Because THIS. FUCKING. WORKS.
And I asked for something almost impossible,

bubblegumwhorescopes

I reblog this every time I see it

cancerlibraleo

plz plz plz

satansfavoritebitch

Guys, I just saw this and I remember reblogging it before, and I wished that my crush would tell me his true feelings about me, and like five days ago, he confessed to liking me, and we started dating. This shit works. Thanks tumblr

librattarius

omgomg

heavenstrology

fingers crossed lmao

astrooological

wish wish wish

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noodle-dragon:
“the-philosophers-bone:
“acabosetotal:
“harukami:
“gothiccharmschool:
“seananmcguire:
“kanayahavethisdance:
“Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point...
kanayahavethisdance

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

seananmcguire

BURN BAGEL BURN

gothiccharmschool

OH WHY NOT?

harukami

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

acabosetotal

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

the-philosophers-bone

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

noodle-dragon

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

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disgruntledperson
micdotcom

Millennials agree with Bernie Sanders on almost every issue 

Despite very low levels of trust in the federal government and elected officials (you try growing up under President George W. Bush and graduating into the Great Recession), millennials are more politically engaged in their everyday lives than any previous generation. And on nearly every one of the issues that millennials consider to be the most important, Sanders comes out as the unlikely champion.

mage-of-rage

Boost every sanders post. He needs us.

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plantyr

The drought in California is so fucking scary, get rid of your lawn, stop buying bottled water, get an energy efficient shower head, do everything you can because every gallon counts

finding-fucken-nemo

Oh what the fuck

bekutaa

tell nestle to stop too while you’re at it

themillenniumarmy

Oh shit

marysburgerbackpack

im from the central valley in CA, where most of your fresh produce is grown. i have driven by these reservoirs all my life. i have never seen them like this. i have never seen the Kings River like this. i have never seen California like this. this is devastating and terrifying. the water table is so low that hundreds of people in the San Joaquin valley are without water indefinitely because they can’t afford to dig a new well. Nestle bottles enough water every year to fulfill the municipal need and then some- and then have the audacity to donate bottled water to food banks in this, the poorest area they’re stealing from, and act like that fixes things. i had to hand out Nestle bottled water to migrant mothers and local mothers alike at our food drive last month and was just livid- these people are in need BECAUSE of you, and yet here they are, standing in line and saying “thank you” when they’re handed a packaged, branded bottle of a resource that should be a human right.

Source: plantyr